I am supposed to write something spontaneously hilarious here.

I got 3 hours of sleep last night, so I’m not particularly brilliant. Here’s what I got though.

I went back to my former place of work today, to pick up my paycheque and say goodbye to some people. Amazingly, everyone was still alive and not wandering about wondering what to do with their lives. I demand that everyone miss me intensely as soon as I am gone from a place, and shower me with love and presents whenever I may return.

THUS SPAKE CROMMATHUSTRA