Geography lessons - Canada.
Today’s geography lesson is about Canada. Canada is here:
Population: Good people, albeit a bit few.
Language: Modded American English, pronouncing “about” as “aboot”.
Flag: Red with a fig leaf to cover their nakedness.
National Anthem: Yes.
Area: Hugeass area, that’s why there are two people per square kilometer in the city.
Currency: Canadian dollar. They call it dollar so you think it’s American dollar, but it’s cheaper, so it makes everything look more expensive, i.e. “Hey, look! I got this car for $150.000!” “Wow, is it a Ferrari?” “No, dodge” “Oh, you mean Canadian dollars.”
Capital: The capital is apparently Ottawa, although everyone thinks it is Toronto, except the people who live in Ottawa.
Population: Good people, albeit a bit few.
Language: Modded American English, pronouncing “about” as “aboot”.
Flag: Red with a fig leaf to cover their nakedness.
National Anthem: Yes.
Area: Hugeass area, that’s why there are two people per square kilometer in the city.
Currency: Canadian dollar. They call it dollar so you think it’s American dollar, but it’s cheaper, so it makes everything look more expensive, i.e. “Hey, look! I got this car for $150.000!” “Wow, is it a Ferrari?” “No, dodge” “Oh, you mean Canadian dollars.”
Capital: The capital is apparently Ottawa, although everyone thinks it is Toronto, except the people who live in Ottawa.
Posted by Poromenos @ 2:49 am