Porocrom’s Crappaper

A blind guy enters a bar and finds his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind man hollers to the bartender, “Buddy, wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond and I’m a 6 foot 200 pound blonde with a black belt in Jeet Kun Do. What’s more, the bloke sitting next to me is blond and he’s a heavyweight boxer. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. D’ya still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind guy says, “Ah, nah… not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!”
Another horse breaks in, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 19!!”
“Oh that’s good, but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 28!”, says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. “I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, “but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”
The horses are clearly amazed. “Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog.”

All right. Enough of this. I am le tired of this “joke”.
For those of you who don’t know it, it involves Greeks, men, children and a crowbar and is to Greeks what “What is the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit? The bucket” is to black people. It is very insulting to Greeks, men, children and crowbars. If I ever hear anyone telling that joke I will consider it permission to making fun of his sad country or planet.
Seriously, I will not be held responsible for any country bashing you receive after telling racist jokes aimed at any minority, and I will make fun of you even if you are Canadian. And because every post has to have something funny in it and the only way you could have laughed with this post is if you are a racist pig, here it is:
A horse walks in a bar. The bartender looks at him and says “Why the long face?”
Ahahahahahaha. Hilarious. Now go do your homework.