Porocrom’s Crappaper

Yesterday I found out I had a dialer on my PC. Dialers are these little spyware shit programs that install on your pc without you even knowing. Then, if you live in a country retarded enough to still use dialup, it dials a number located on a planet outside our solar system and starts downloading porn while charging you obscene amounts of money.
You can imagine my surprise when I picked up the phone and heard the characteristic CHCHCHCHCHCHCHZZZZZZDOINGDOING of the modem. I immediately proceeded to rip the phone plug off the wall only to realise that the modem was connected to the other plug, so I ripped that off too. I then ran Spybot which hopefully removed the fucking thing once and for all, but not before it had charged me god-knows-how much, and I didn’t even get to see any porn.
I guess the only thing left to do now is wait for the phone bill. I have decided to read the phone bill in reverse, i.e. starting from the last digit and reading backwards, so as to not be shocked with the actual amount I have to pay. I don’t think I will get away with just passing out though. I expect a stroke and/or heart attack, since the price is over $2/min. Oh, if you want to help a poor soul, paypal me some money to poromenos@poromenos.org to help my cause and I will love you for ever and ever and ever. Also I will do anything you want as long as it involves sex with beautiful women.

If you don’t play on Realms of Despair, stop reading.
If you do play on Realms of Despair, stop playing.
The next time I hear someone telling me that I need a thief to buy pots cheap because they will get 22 charisma I will chop their fucking head off with a fucking spoon. This will be me:

I will only say this once: ANYTHING OVER 22 FOR CHARISMA DOES NOT COUNT ON PRICES. So yes, someone with 20 and someone with 22 charisma will by the item for THE EXACT FUCKING PRICE.
Thanks for the hint though.