Comments on: Women. http://porocrom.poromenos.org/2004/10/12/women/ Your IQ drops by 5 points for each post you read, and you didn't have that much to begin with. Wed, 07 Jan 2009 13:56:31 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 By: Poromenos http://porocrom.poromenos.org/2004/10/12/women/#comment-218 Poromenos Tue, 08 Nov 2005 00:41:09 +0000 http://porocrom.poromenos.org/?p=51#comment-218 Dude. Bash.org is the excrement. Dude. Bash.org is the excrement.

]]> By: Lloyd http://porocrom.poromenos.org/2004/10/12/women/#comment-217 Lloyd Mon, 07 Nov 2005 22:36:34 +0000 http://porocrom.poromenos.org/?p=51#comment-217 One thing springs to mind - a good bash.org quote: #126218 +(5017)- [X] i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals??? Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch. One thing springs to mind – a good bash.org quote:

#126218 +(5017)- [X]

i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.

]]> By: Crommunist http://porocrom.poromenos.org/2004/10/12/women/#comment-18 Crommunist Sun, 19 Jun 2005 06:15:02 +0000 http://porocrom.poromenos.org/?p=51#comment-18 Here is the original e-mail Poro received. I received it too, many moons ago. For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage… TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA > degree(Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101: Combating Stupidity MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas Winter Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at > 4am MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers Spring Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important Spring Schedule: MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2 Course Electives: EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231: Mothers-in-law MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear� ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her Ha ha, very whimsical, is it not? Making fun of men? How NOVEL! But, as we know, women are all about equality these days. So, in the interests of gender equality, I present the following: For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage… TWO YEAR DEGREE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Realistic Woman. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be part of the elite few women who have their brains rooted firmly in reality, as well as earn a RA > degree(Realism Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline. FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: WMN 101: Combating Superiority Complexes WMN 102: You, Too, Can Watch Football WMN 103: PMS - 162 Easy Little Hints You Can Give Your Partner WMN 104: We Do Not Know What To Get You For Christmas Winter Schedule: WMN 110: Sex: It’s What’s For Dinner WMN 111: Understanding the Male Response to Pornography WMN 112: Pregnancy: How To NOT Guilt Trip Your Partner BLD 100: Get a Life, Learn to Power-Sand BLD 101: Get a Life, Learn to Power-Sand II ECON 001A: Yes, he HAS to Spend $300 on a driver Spring Schedule: WMN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong WMN 121: Understanding Your Nagging WMN 122: Equality Doesn’t Mean That You Are Better WMN 123: Reasons to Give Sex (Part 1 of 24) CLNDR 001: Non-Subtle Hints About Birthdays And Anniversaries: They Work! SECOND YEAR Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: We WILL Fall Asleep Right After it SEX 102: Cuddling: Myths and Facts SEX 103: Other Women’s Breasts and Newton’s Theory of Universal Gravitation WMN 201: How to Look Before You Sit Down On the Toilet So That You Don’t Fall In And Then Blame Us For The Fact That You Are Careless (Elective) (See Electives Below) Winter Schedule: WMN 210: The Remote Control: 20 Different Channels CAN Be Watched Simultaneously WMN 211: How to Not Treat Us Like Children WMN 212: Ovaries and Steering Wheels: A Deadly Combination WMN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Fat in That Dress, Please Stop Yelling WMN 230A: His Friends Are Important Spring Schedule: WMN 220: Omitting Commitment from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) WMN 221: Farting: The Universal Language WMN 222: No, he Cannot Read Your Mind WMN 223: “If You Don’t Know Then I’m Not Going To Tell You� and other Stupid Phrases MEN 230B: No, he Cannot Read Your Mind (part 2) Course Electives: EAT 101: Cooking with Sex EAT 102: Utilization of Sex Utensils EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly During Sex WMN 231: Mothers-in-law, Don’t Talk About Them During Sex WMN 232: Appear to Be Enjoying Yourself WMN 233: Just Say “Sex, Please� ECON 001C: “It’s Probably Cheaper to Call the Plumber� and Other Myths There. Now everyone is niiiiice and equal. Here is the original e-mail Poro received. I received it too, many moons ago.

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage…

TWO YEAR DEGREE

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn a MA > degree(Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

Winter Schedule:

MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at > 4am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

Spring Schedule:

MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
(Elective) (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Tom Cruise
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important

Spring Schedule:

MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2

Course Electives:
EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear�
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

Ha ha, very whimsical, is it not? Making fun of men? How NOVEL! But, as we know, women are all about equality these days. So, in the interests of gender equality, I present the following:

For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage…

TWO YEAR DEGREE

A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Realistic Woman. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be part of the elite few women who have their brains rooted firmly in reality, as well as earn a RA > degree(Realism Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

WMN 101: Combating Superiority Complexes
WMN 102: You, Too, Can Watch Football
WMN 103: PMS – 162 Easy Little Hints You Can Give Your Partner
WMN 104: We Do Not Know What To Get You For Christmas

Winter Schedule:

WMN 110: Sex: It’s What’s For Dinner
WMN 111: Understanding the Male Response to Pornography
WMN 112: Pregnancy: How To NOT Guilt Trip Your Partner
BLD 100: Get a Life, Learn to Power-Sand
BLD 101: Get a Life, Learn to Power-Sand II
ECON 001A: Yes, he HAS to Spend $300 on a driver

Spring Schedule:

WMN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You’re Wrong
WMN 121: Understanding Your Nagging
WMN 122: Equality Doesn’t Mean That You Are Better
WMN 123: Reasons to Give Sex (Part 1 of 24)
CLNDR 001: Non-Subtle Hints About Birthdays And Anniversaries: They Work!

SECOND YEAR

Autumn Schedule:

SEX 101: We WILL Fall Asleep Right After it
SEX 102: Cuddling: Myths and Facts
SEX 103: Other Women’s Breasts and Newton’s Theory of Universal Gravitation
WMN 201: How to Look Before You Sit Down On the Toilet So That You Don’t Fall In And Then Blame Us For The Fact That You Are Careless
(Elective) (See Electives Below)

Winter Schedule:

WMN 210: The Remote Control: 20 Different Channels CAN Be Watched Simultaneously
WMN 211: How to Not Treat Us Like Children
WMN 212: Ovaries and Steering Wheels: A Deadly Combination
WMN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Fat in That Dress, Please Stop Yelling
WMN 230A: His Friends Are Important

Spring Schedule:

WMN 220: Omitting Commitment from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
WMN 221: Farting: The Universal Language
WMN 222: No, he Cannot Read Your Mind
WMN 223: “If You Don’t Know Then I’m Not Going To Tell You� and other Stupid Phrases
MEN 230B: No, he Cannot Read Your Mind (part 2)

Course Electives:

EAT 101: Cooking with Sex
EAT 102: Utilization of Sex Utensils
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly During Sex
WMN 231: Mothers-in-law, Don’t Talk About Them During Sex
WMN 232: Appear to Be Enjoying Yourself
WMN 233: Just Say “Sex, Please�
ECON 001C: “It’s Probably Cheaper to Call the Plumber� and Other Myths

There. Now everyone is niiiiice and equal.

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