Here we are again, after the Dio/Twisted Sister/Anthrax/Katatonia/(almost) Zyklon concert. Zyklon didn’t get to play because a member of the band got injured (I don’t know which one), so I have no idea what they were like, but I bet they were really good. Katatonia were great, they had some good songs, I shall be listening to them more in the near future. Anthrax I wasn’t all that familiar with, they were OK I guess. Twisted Sister were also good, if a bit gay. And now, to the band I went to the concert for.

DIO

Unfortunately, the English language (or any other language for that matter) lacks the words to describe how much Dio rocked. Therefore, I have perforce invented my own language to write this review in, most of the words of which mean “awesome” but in a much higher degree. Also unfortunately, noone of you would understand this language if I wrote in it, because it is newly invented (duh), and also I have not invented writing for Porolanguage yet.

I know I promised a review, and I don’t want to let you down like a certain band that rhymes with Miron Aiden did by not singing a song that rhymes with Dear of the Fark. Instead, we at Porocrom shall provide you with a torrent of pictures and videos of the concert, including videos of Dio singing Egypt, Man on the Silver Mountain and Holy Diver. You can expect the torrent in September, because we don’t have the resources at the moment.

Unfortunately, Ronnie James Dio was unavailable for comment because he left immediately after the concert, and we could not get a statement for the readers of Porocrom (both of them). Oh well, maybe we’ll get something from Scorpions.