Socks.
Today is a big day for mankind. The space shuttle Discovery will probably land if they can discover why pieces of it keep detaching more often than like Michael Jackson’s nose, Jessica Simpson proclaimed Daisy Duke (whoever that is) an “iconish” (sic) figure, and I got rainbow-coloured socks with individual toes!
But that’s not all. No sir, not by a long shot. You see, these socks have another perk. They have tiny red plastic feet on the bottom so you can walk barefoot and never lose your traction. I bet you could walk on ice with these socks and not fall (as long as there’s no water on the ice). They look great on men and I am guessing they look fantastic on women. I shall immediately convince a woman to wear these socks (and only them) and I will take pictures for your viewing pleasure. I will, however, pixellate the entire chick because this is a family site and children might be reading this, you sick motherfuckers. The socks will be visible though.
There should not be a single man without rainbow-coloured socks with individual toes. They are stylish, they are warm (actually not as warm as you’d think, they’re actually quite cool which is great for the summer because your feet don’t sweat and stink, and the ladies like that) and they’re just super leet. Everyone is jealous of my socks, so you must go out now and search for and buy a pair of these socks. Oh, and if you know where I can find a razor that’s like a switchblade, you know, the ones all the murderers threaten to cut people’s throats with in movies (not the blades women in bathtubs use to slit their wrists, I want the long one with the hilt) tell me, because I’ve been looking for one for ages.
Those switch blades are all over ebay….. you can even find the larger italian ones on some of the knife trader sites…
Now, i must go look up rainbow socks with toeses… they would make my knarly toes cool for an entirely different reason than pointing in all the wrong directions.
Comment on August 10, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
Hmm, interesting. I might get one from ebay then. And you must get the socks, you will be teh r0×0rz, as kids these days say.
Comment on August 11, 2005 @ 3:14 am
O tempora, o mores, when a young guy says “whoever that is” about Daisy Duke. The Dukes TV show was quite popular in Greece.
PS Glad you love python.
Comment on August 22, 2005 @ 5:19 am
I was too young to remember it, all I remember is that they never opened the car doors :-P.
Comment on August 22, 2005 @ 8:21 am
hey where did u get the funky socks? and was it in england? and were they cheap?
Comment on November 30, 2005 @ 11:58 am
No, it was in Greece. It was like 10 EUR but there are cheaper, probably for like 3 or so.
Comment on November 30, 2005 @ 2:20 pm
PEOPLE WHIO HATE NERDS SHOULD BE BURNED AND KILLED, BY THE SOCIALIST ARMY,
Comment on December 24, 2005 @ 7:59 am
I know a girl who has them and wears them. They look damn good on her, she already was hot but now she’s amazingly hot, thanks to those cool sock. Women should definetely wear those because they’re dead sexy :p
Comment on April 5, 2006 @ 2:44 am
Yeah, definitely. And those female boxers that are skin-tight, those are very hot too.
Comment on April 5, 2006 @ 4:05 am