I watched the news today, and they said something about a new reality show where these fat chicks go and pretend they’re thin. That struck me as an unbelievably hypocritical and desperate thing to do. This woman was saying how she’s more of a woman than thin women and crap like that.

That pisses me off. If I’m fat, I’m fat. If it bothers me so much, I’ll go on a diet and/or work out, I won’t go around pretending that society is wrong and that it’s fat people who are beautiful and thin people who are ugly. All these women are saying is “Hey, I know I’m fat, but I’m too lazy and don’t have the willpower to go on a diet, so I’ll just convince everyone that having many many extra pounds is sexy and being thin is ugly”.

This one chick was dancing around in some tiny lingerie and complaining about how the pole was ready to collapse. I don’t find a whale twirling around a flagpole sexy, sorry. I’m sure she’ll kick me in the nuts for saying that, and I mean she will literally come to my house and kick me in the nuts. She looks mean.

Society has its standards, deal with it. If you find someone who likes you for/despite of being overweight, more power to you, but don’t go around preaching that thin women should eat their hearts out to become beautiful. You have to be really, really shallow if you can’t find one good attribute in yourself to highlight and instead focus on changing the way others perceive your bad attributes. If I’m overweight, I’ll put more emphasis on showing how great a guy I am instead of telling people “no, I’m thin, there must be something wrong with your eyes”.

I’ve known many women who are fat (and I’m not talking about a few extra pounds, that’s nothing. I’m talking 100+) and are very fun to be with. They don’t let their weight hinder them in anything and they don’t obsess about it. Instead, they just have fun, and in turn that makes them fun. I wouldn’t want to hang out with the women in that show even if they were thin, because I bet if they were they would be snobbish and just look down upon women with a few more pounds.

So, I’m sorry, but you’re just fat. Deal with it, you mean bitch. Stop eating. Stop bitching about how fat you are and trying to convince everyone that people have the wrong standards. If you were thin, would you practice what you preach and go out with a fat guy? I seriously doubt it. Bitch.