Porocrom’s Crappaper

This site tries to be funny. Any similarity to people, places, situations or anything else is accidental. Any generalisation and/or stereotype does not reflect the opinion of the writer(s), even if (and especially when) stated otherwise. If you think we are racist, sexist, bigots or generally Bad Guys™ you are stupid and should be shot (although that is not really our opinion).

Hey all,

Your favourite pseudo-dictator here. Despite what you’ve heard, Poromenos and I are indeed two different people. I know it is difficult to wrap your tiny mind around two people this awesome, but have some hot cocoa and you’ll figure it out.

If you have any constructive comments on the site, on our posts, on my odour, please don’t hesitate to fire them our way. We love to hear your comments on our stuff, be they supportive, contradictory, or just plain incoherent. Keep giving us stuff to write about, because we love you all… and by “all” I mean “hot chicks who like experimenting”.

ABOUT BANDS I LIKE

If there is a band you would like to see featured on Porocrom, please send me an e-mail with the name of the band and 3-5 songs by which I can judge them. Please be advised:

• I don’t listen to boy bands or crappy pop music. This goes double for lesbian Lillith Fair music, which isn’t an attack on female artists, a lot of dudes write that shit too
• I don’t like gangsta rap as a general rule, so it had better be AMAZING (on par with Nas)
• If the band is really popular, chances are I have heard of them and won’t bother writing a BIL
• “Band” also encompasses artists, DJs, etc. So don’t be afraid to send me any kind of stuff you like
• If I don’t post right away, be patient. If you are in some sort of hurry for my honest opinion, send me e-mail.
• If I haven’t posted about your band after a month or so, it’s probably because I didn’t like them. No offense to you, just not my style.

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